Ok, so let me introduce the Little Lady Cyborg Child. Each day the Cyborg Child returns from her outings for real world education, then, because she hasn't been hooked in for several hours at a time, she starts twitching and shaking as she makes her way to the computer to start plugging in to the internet!
View the amazing Cyborg Child!
Fear the Cyborg Child!
Things this Cyborg Child likes to do on the internet: Homework (scary I know!), mySpace (um what child doesn't want a mySpace page these days?) and talking with her friends (well because they can't talk constantly in school, you know?), saying the word "Like" every other word, like you know?
It's hard to get the Cyborg to go outside. I think she caught a cold just to keep from going outside to two hours (I was going to force her to do so) and then she was sick for a whole week!
I did some laundry for her yesterday, just a couple pairs of jeans and a hoodie. I make her do her own laundry but I needed to finish off a load and I figure I mind as well use some of her clothing to do so. I don't recall the last time she did her laundry, it's VERY scary.
