This post is full of anger and rage and general psychotic tendencies. Please do not continue if you can't handle the sarcasm. Thank you and have a fantastic day.
Dear Nosey Bitch;
It doesn't matter to me who you are because of the way you have conducted yourself in secret and decided to act like a child playing tattletale. Not only did you tattle to someone who wasn't my supervisor but they actually decided this was something worth going to my supervisor and reporting. Since my direct supervisor isn't in the office this week due to a work event out of town; this offense ended up being reported to his supervisor.
I'm not defending myself. I didn't do anything wrong. I simply closed instant message windows that were no longer in use by me or the people I was communicating with. If closing instant messages when you happen to be standing around doing nothing and looking over my shoulder is something 'bad' to you then please, please get a life. I also think you need some counseling in order to help make yourself into a better person for the greater good of us all. Perhaps you would like more work to do so that watching what other people are doing isn't such a high priority on your list?
I happen to be one of those people who close windows when they aren't in current use. You would hate looking over my shoulder at home because I am constantly closing windows and reopening them a few minutes later having thought of something else I needed to look at or check on or visit. So the next time you're a little bored, go look over someone else's shoulder instead of mine. I do my work each and every day. I'm allowed to instant message coworkers and even a few non-coworkers (gasp) whenever I need to, or hell, whenever the fuck I feel like it.
Oh and by the way, not only did I not get in trouble from your little spiteful tattling, it was made a joke for the entire day. You tattling may have made me angry, but the anger kept me warm and the laughter that resulted from all the jokes made the day go faster, so thank you, thank you so much for giving me a Bad Thursday. At least it was over quickly.
No love for tattlers,